I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
Share this it might save a life
*tunes guitar* this next song is called “stop pointing out my flaws”
kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists
why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed