zeldathemes
"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves." Felicity. Junior. I draw. I sleep. I waste a lot of time. That's about it.
Pretentious Asshole

paradoxical-mystery:

veganrocket:

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THERE IS A BIKER GANG CALLED RESCUE INK THAT BREAKS UP DOGFIGHTING RINGS, CONFRONTS ANIMAL ABUSERS, CONFISCATES NEGLECTED ANIMALS AND INVESTIGATES STOLEN ANIMALS

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YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT THIS BADASSERY HERE

GODS BLESS THIS BADASS AWESOME DUDES

allhailthepumpkinqueen:

The fucking sound he makes kills me every time

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

markus-of-nuttus:

demispooky:

male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

where is the lie tho

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

meatbicyclevevo:

i saw this and i couldnt resist

meatbicyclevevo:

i saw this and i couldnt resist

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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sugarsickness:

hello??? where am i???