zeldathemes
i'm a mess
I am a queen, and honey you should see me in a crown. Felicity. Sophomore.

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

  #maybe evolution will help the thing  

geopunk:

my wallet is empty just like my soul

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

flawlesstrueperfection:

you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe

cuz u basic

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friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

caseyanthonyofficial:

*tunes guitar* this next song is called “stop pointing out my flaws”

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

fabkebab:

if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u